Rocket Shoes — I Have A Black Belt In Feelings

May 17, 2012 · 1 comment

The Bachelorette, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.

I love really horrible smutty television. There. I said it. My admitting this is sort of like a southerner waving a confederate flag saying, “This might come as a bit of a shocker, but I’m kinnnnda racist.” Sure. I subscribe to US Weekly. I’ve written entire 2,000+ word diatribes about how feminine I am. I’m not really ...

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March 22, 2012 · 21 comments

Pinterest, Explained by Someone Who Doesn’t Get It

I am a bit of a social media whore. For the most part, I think anyone reading this is (how the hell else did you get here?). But I think sometimes, I am to a fault. I check Facebook incessantly for no reason. I tweet when it’s unnecessary. I think in “that’d be a great ...

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March 12, 2012 · 26 comments

I’m Not Gay. I’m a Girl.

For a lot of my life, people have said that I’m “sorta gay.” And, I get it. I’m pretty effeminate for a dude. Which is funny, because I used the word “pretty” to qualify that statement. But, no, I get it. I just don’t think “gay” is the right word. I’m girly. There’s a huge ...

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March 9, 2012 · 2 comments

The Life of a Bro-ster (I’m in The Bold Italic)

I really love The Bold Italic. I have ever since I randomly stumbled on them one evening, when I was probably a bottle of wine deep watching a movie I didn’t want people to know about. (A League of Their Own.) (No, seriously. It was probably A League of Their Own. If you don’t like ...

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