Rocket Shoes — I Have A Black Belt In Feelings

May 9, 2013 · 6 comments

Life Advice For A Zero Year Old

A few days ago, one of my best friends had a baby. When I held it for the first time, a few things came rushing over me. 1) WHY? WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME HOLD THIS? I JUST CALLED HIM AN “IT”, I CLEARLY HAVE ZERO IDEA HOW TO CARE FOR THIS AND MAY DROP ...

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April 19, 2013 · 8 comments

Hang In There, Boston

If you’re horrified right now, raise your hand. I’m guessing the entirety of the Internet just did. Because I did, and I’m holding the back of my shoulder and waving my hand aggressively while I do it. It’s been a scary week. I, like you, have no idea where to even begin. Bombs are going ...

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February 27, 2013 · 28 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 9)

Episode 9: I hope this cave doesn’t abandon me because people have before, so who knows. Where We Left Off Last week, Sean lowered the self-esteem of 1 more woman, bringing the women-he-could-marry-on-TV total down to 3. The girl who was declared “not the prettiest princess” was: Dez, because her brother was not a good choice, like ...

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February 25, 2013 · 53 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 8)

Last week, I did not review Episode 8. I woke up on Tuesday to someone whom I love very much having the day Tierra only dreams of having: a real medical problem that didn’t come from being batshit crazy. Because of this, there just wasn’t a lot of funny haha in me and I needed ...

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