December 31st is right up there with Halloween, isn’t it? It’s that wonderful time of year where hope rings joyous and people aim to drink until they can’t feel feelings anymore. The only difference is that people wear metaphorical costumes on this lovely night, whereas on Halloween people just try to embarrass themselves on purpose. ...
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