December 2008

December 31, 2008 · 1 comment

Resolutions And Arguments For Batman Costumes

December 31st is right up there with Halloween, isn’t it? It’s that wonderful time of year where hope rings joyous and people aim to drink until they can’t feel feelings anymore. The only difference is that people wear metaphorical costumes on this lovely night, whereas on Halloween people just try to embarrass themselves on purpose. ...

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December 22, 2008 · 3 comments

It’s Everything But Me, I Have a Laser Rocket Arm and Other Short Stories

So i’ve got a general stance in life: everything that goes wrong is someone else’s fault, and there is SOME way that I can complain/be melodramatic about it. It works, seriously. I believe this dates back to when I didn’t get to be in little league as a kid. Did I ask my mother if ...

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