April 2009

April 25, 2009 · 0 comments

LollapaOHMYGODza

So, I’m usually against music festivals. Just kind of on principal. Not because I’m a “real music fan” or any pretentious crap like that. But because they are overwhelming and basically cause me to be Clark Griswald from the Vacation movies. Here is the train of thought going through anyone’s head at a music festival: ...

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April 20, 2009 · 3 comments

Sham “Yes, Wow is Accurate”

Give me an element, and I’m sure to try to ruin my apartment with it. I don’t stop at fire, people. We actually don’t even  have a fireplace at this apartment, but I wouldn’t put it past me to randomly light a piece of paper on fire in the middle of the room, leave for ...

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April 15, 2009 · 0 comments

They ARE just like us! (crazy girls, that is)

So here’s the thing: Lindsay Lohan is crazy. Batshit crazy. You know how I know this? Because we all know a crazy girl. Maybe you’ve dated one (it’s been years, but oh the memories), maybe she’s your sister, maybe you ARE the crazy girl and you kiiiinda know it but don’t like to admit it ...

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