July 2009

July 30, 2009 · 1 comment

White Boys CAN Dance (Okay, They Aren’t American)

In going to Lollapalooza next week, I face a lot of tough questions: Which bands will you skip? (Um, why is Depeche Mode playing? Is it 1986?) How many chicks will you hook up with? (Does it count if a girl and I look at each other and I think, “man, if I talked to ...

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July 30, 2009 · 1 comment

If You Can’t Play Sports, Beat Your Mom At Solitaire

Are you there, dignity? It’s me, Drew. I promise I will go outside now and this is the last you will ever hear of solitaire. Yes, I took a screen capture of my phone after beating my mother’s solitaire time. Yes, I talk to girls. Yes, this is the most pathetic thing I will ever ...

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July 30, 2009 · 0 comments

Yell “Hipster”

I am doing this in the mission this weekend. I wonder if you can do the same by yelling “douche” in the marina? (all you’d have to do with me is yell “hey, self depricating yet surprisingly judgmental guy!”…I bet I fall for it)

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July 28, 2009 · 2 comments

The Real World: Happy Fun Make Believe Unicorn Land!

I wish I had been older when The Real World began to air on MTV back in 1992. Looking at the premise of the show, I’m not sure you quite get how genius the concept was until you are older and have gone through parts of life that are ridiculous (you know, finding out that ...

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