July 2009

July 27, 2009 · 0 comments

Small Little Rockets and Mixtape 8

So in an effort to post more often, I think I’m just going to post shit I think is funny in between rants. This will in no way prove effective, and I will inevitably stop writing after 14 days or so. (What’s that? Why not say two weeks? Because it’s obnoxious and caused you to ...

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July 27, 2009 · 2 comments

I Wish It Were Meth. It’d Sound A Lot Cooler.

I have an addiction. Booze, you ask? Well, bad way to start, because I can’t argue that one too well. It’s not my fault that alcohol is so delicious. Marijuana? Meh. Already abused that one and gained fifteen pounds, watched countless animated films that were “soooo cool” and you know, sucked. Over that one. Meth? ...

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July 21, 2009 · 7 comments

Is Everything Okay?

For a few months now, I’ve been fielding a common question: “Hey, is everything okay?” It’s a funny question. It says a lot of things. “So I’ve been thinking about it, and you’re depressing. Asking this question will do nothing, but I feel as though your actions dictate your hope that someone will ask you ...

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