September 2009

September 24, 2009 · 2 comments

That’s 17,520 Hours Of Fitness I Missed

So I was informed just the other day that my rate at 24 Hour Fitness was going up. Oddly enough, I had no idea I was a member. Back in the good old “I just got out of college, I have no idea what I’m doing so I’ll still just smoke pot and drink every ...

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September 23, 2009 · 4 comments

Conversations Adam and Drew Have

Things my brother and I talk about. Seriously. – On the subject of future translation devices Drew: “I just think it’s weird that if someone doesn’t speak your language, that’s it. Essentially, it’s a wasted human. That seems like a bummer.” Adam: “Well, yeah, until they make a babelfish.” Drew: “A what?” Adam: “You know, ...

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September 22, 2009 · 6 comments

Because Getting A Girl Pregnant = Celebrity

We live in an alternate gossip/real world space time continuum these days. I say this because I have no concept of what gossip and celebrity was like growing up, I just knew that I had a crush on Elizabeth Shue and that if given the chance to rent “the one where Elizabeth Shue almost maybe ...

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September 21, 2009 · 3 comments

Banana! (Wait, Takeback. Okay fine, Banana)

So drinking is a hoot. For the most part, you just pee a lot, laugh and dance, maybe take inappropriate photos with strangers, use a fake Australian accent here and there (witnessed this one this weekend, strangely hilarious I might add). And then the next day you think, “Boy, I sure wish I didn’t drink ...

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