September 2009

September 18, 2009 · 3 comments

Do You Guys Want To Hang Out When You Get Back From Ryan’s Place?

Sometimes, when you feel like you have nothing to write about, God intervenes. Even if you are Jewish and accidentally had a misunderstanding with his son, Jesus. (God, sidenote: Jesus and I are cool now. I pretended to be his bestie when I was at church camp, but it was only to try to feel ...

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September 10, 2009 · 5 comments

Because Who Doesn’t Want To Be Creeped Out During Breakfast

So I’m getting a haircut today. You know. At a salon. At 11am. On a Thursday, using my lunch break. From a guy named Guido (no, I’m not making that up). You know, nothing metrosexual about that at all. Anyways, we’re going through the regular banter. Guido: “Any ladies in your life right now?” Drew: ...

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September 9, 2009 · 3 comments

Give A White Man The Suburbs, And He’ll Play A Lot Of Jay-Z

Hopefully a long post coming later tonight. No time right now, DOCTA JONES DOCTA JONES! (Racist? Sorry. If it was in Indiana Jones, then racism turns into “cute!”, it’s like modern law) Basically, I relate music to times I spend in places. I’ve gone over this before. So since I’ve been down in the suburbs ...

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September 8, 2009 · 1 comment

Sometimes, White People Are Just Really White

So Brendan, aka the heterosexual life partner to myself, really loves T-Pain. Brendan also is incredibly tone deaf. This is not exaggerated at all. He honestly sings like this to himself. And often. It’s like watching a funny American Idol contestant. But everyday. At the desk next to me. After acquiring the new T-Pain iPhone ...

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