November 2009

November 19, 2009 · 3 comments

Sharks Don’t Need Activists, And Other Things I’d Like To Talk About

Because sometimes, half baked thoughts are kind of the one’s you really want to share anyway, and you can’t dedicate an entire 1,000 word essay to your prospective ideas for the seventh film in a horror franchise. A couple of thoughts I’ve had lately. You cannot be a shark activist. We were talking at work ...

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November 6, 2009 · 5 comments

No, You Were The Only Person Who Thought To Be Lady Gaga For Halloween. Because No One Read “The Internet” This Year.

The older I get, the less interesting Halloween is to me. I know, I know…sacrilege. So many people hold it up to be the greatest holiday of all time (besides Kwanzaa, which even black people haven’t figured out yet…don’t worry, guys, Jews don’t understand a lot of our own holidays either). But when you get ...

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