January 2010

January 31, 2010 · 18 comments

Male Pattern Baldness Is The New Menopause

I am neurotic. In the words of the great Kevin Bacon, these are the facts, and they cannot be disputed. Sometimes, it concerns me that my thought process resembles that of an older Jewish woman when I’m…male, and 27. But it’s how I live, and I can’t stop it. Something happened about two weeks ago, ...

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January 25, 2010 · 2 comments

Neurotic Thoughts At The Airport

Who is buying luggage AT the airport? Are people just walking by, see the luggage store, do a double take and go ahead and remove all of their personal belongings from their bag and say “I’ll take the green one! Throw this old one away, as I have nowhere to put it, because…I’m at the ...

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January 22, 2010 · 5 comments

Swimsuits Are Already Underpants

Valet Parking My Car In A Dirty Parking Garage = Missing The Point Since I apparently have a deathwish, I went to go shopping in Union Square in SF last Saturday. Seeing as I live about six blocks from said place, I also thought it’d be genius to drive there (I just didn’t feel like ...

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January 15, 2010 · 4 comments

A Beginner’s Guide To Going Back To The Gym

So I started this thing about a month and a half ago called “exercise”. It’s nuts, you just go and run on things and every now and then lift some stuff, and it turns out then you don’t feel like shit all the time. While the bottle of wine and wheel of brie cheese was ...

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