January 2010

January 13, 2010 · 2 comments

Hall and Totes

So we all know the great cover bands out there (I say great loosely, as a cover band is either phenomenal…or an utter disaster). ACDShe, El Vez (oh, you clever Mexican Elvis, you!), Minikiss (picture of, you guessed it, a midget kiss band, here), Mandonna (I don’t want to even find that picture to link ...

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January 12, 2010 · 4 comments

I Think Publishers Clearing House Can Do Better Than A Ford Aerostar

I don’t get why ghetto people love to wear Looney Tunes gear. So, before you start with the thought, “hey Drew, this looks like it may be veering towards racism..” let me qualify this one by saying that I could write an entire blog about weird shit white people do, I would. But hey, guess ...

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January 3, 2010 · 4 comments

Let’s Make Outlandish and Unachievable New Years Goals That We Will Inevitably Fail At!

I love the new year. And here’s why. It’s all about setting goals that are ridiculous. At least for me. Instead of setting some moderate ‘resolution’ for myself, it’s always like, “I WILL LOSE 40 POUNDS, AND WILL NOT QUIT UNTIL I’M EMACIATED AND PEOPLE THINK I NEED HELP!” My dieting skills usually involve “I’ll ...

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