February 2010

February 24, 2010 · 4 comments

Tiger Woods Is Good At Golf But Not At Picking Attractive People To Sleep With

Sound soother companies need some new “not batshit crazy” people at the creative table. I have a sleeping problem. Of course I do: I’m a white guy! We are always “concerned” about something, or have some problem that is just “so tough on us”, you know, like the fact that our Prius has brake warnings ...

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February 12, 2010 · 3 comments

Think of returning a pair of underpants as an “I can’t do that, ever” kind of thing

The fact that they have to tell me I can’t return used underpants to American Apparel means that someone is, in fact, trying to return used underpants to American Apparel. So when buying some clothes this evening at American Apparel (don’t worry, i’m judging myself already so feel free to join in), I had the ...

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February 8, 2010 · 7 comments

The Superbowl: The Only Place a Bad Bud Light Costs 3 Million Dollars

The Superbowl blows my mind. It is the only time when you can spend over three million dollars and not receive a house/a midlife crisis car/anything that should cost three million dollars. Because for about three million dollars, advertisers receive those precious thirty seconds when they can advertise to use the many useful things that ...

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February 4, 2010 · 66 comments

An Open Letter To SF Muni

Dear SF Muni, Fuck you. Let me start over. Fuck you. You are the public transportation system. Say that out loud. You are, supposedly, the way I should transport myself. You know, to places like “everywhere” and “anywhere”. So let me just say I’m a little bit confused. I like to think of you like ...

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