May 2010

May 29, 2010 · 8 comments

Hurry Up, I’m Dying

I’m neurotic. That word is an understatement for me. It’s like saying a porn star is “kind of” into having sex. That level of understatement. It’s funny most of the time. Because sometimes I wonder if I could be any more of a Jew if I tried. I love hanging out with my Mom, I ...

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May 17, 2010 · 4 comments

Sorry, I only deliver my 8 dollar coffee table to “no I don’t.”

Either people on craigslist are missing the point, or I’m going to a creepy flea market and complaining about it being creepy. During my recent move, I figured I’d sell some stuff that doesn’t fit in my apartment. This consisted of basically anything that wasn’t my underpants and my “anything that wasn’t my underpants.” The ...

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May 4, 2010 · 11 comments

“28 Year Olds Don’t Need T-Rex Headlamps” and Other Learnings From A Move

Moving is the most terrible thing on earth. The end result is magnificent, but the whole process is like someone running up and kicking you in the shin and then hitting your coffee out of your hand. And then when you are upset about the coffee being spilled, them telling you that, “Santa Claus DID ...

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