December 2011

December 14, 2011 · 12 comments

I Have a Pedialyte Drinking Problem, Toothpaste Scares Me, and So Forth.

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If I were a cop, I’d just park across the street from a KFC/Taco Bell every night. I mean, it’s gotta be a 100% arrest rate when people drive out of the drive-thru, right? Anyone buying an actual bucket of chicken or a sandwich with two pieces of fried chicken used as the bread are on drugs 1,976% of ...

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