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September 16, 2011 · 12 comments

Things that are difficult to do without a girlfriend.

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Play Jenga. It’s really anticlimactic when you play yourself. Go to a farmer’s market on a Sunday. Seriously, go without a cute girl. “Yeah, just pickin’ up my organic blueberries. You, uh…you come to this…stand…often?” It’s like a really, really refined creepy. Pronounce words like acai, or have any idea what that is. For some ...

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September 9, 2011 · 5 comments

It’s time to go back to the future, motherf*%#ker

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When my friend Ryan and I heard that Nike was finally making the shoes Marty wears in Back To The Future 2, our heads exploded. Then we were bummed out that there was no way we were going to get a pair, because they are only auctioning 1,500 pair. Then we got a plan. This ...

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September 2, 2011 · 37 comments

Explaining when I was 13 to a 13 year old.

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13 Year Old: “What’s a pager?” Me: “Oh. It was this device that I wore on my pants. My friends would call a number that would sound like an answering machine. And when they did, they’d enter in a number for me to call them at. It’s like, someone saying…’hey, call me.’ It was like…analog ...

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August 12, 2011 · 9 comments

Attending a Music Festival

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Attending a music festival is fantastic. It’s like a hipster football game: you throw on your gear (Toms, American Apparel hoodie instead of your favorite player’s jersey) and do as much as you possibly can to break the rules of the venue without getting thrown out. I am so jealous of anyone who is going ...

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