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July 31, 2011 · 9 comments

The Diary of an Angry Bird

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Monday Horrible news arrived today: our eggs have been stolen. No huge surprise here, people have been stealing them for quite some time now. It’s the culprit that boggles me: a malicious pack of angry green legless pigs who may or may not be retarded. Seems like a sick joke, really. We get it: we ...

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July 20, 2011 · 19 comments

How To Sound Angry On The Internet

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There are a lot of very nice people on the internet. They read things, relate to them, maybe even give you a gold star and go on their merry way. It’s nice. It makes you wanna keep throwing your macaroni art on the fridge. Because, hey, if it makes someone feel good? That’s certainly cheaper ...

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July 12, 2011 · 150 comments

A Day in the Life of the Modern San Franciscan

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My alarm clock goes off. Presumably on my iPhone 4, because it’s very important to me that I own the latest technology. I hit snooze. I can’t believe I have to get up by 9 a.m. to make it to my place of work before 10 a.m. where I am paid to be creative and knowledgeable ...

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June 17, 2011 · 8 comments

America, I love you and you’re not bringing me down.

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I have always loved road trips. I suppose it’s because I equate them with that first time I was given a retarded amount of freedom in my life. Basically, you learn to drive a motor vehicle when you’re a kid, and all of the sudden you think it’s a good idea to go drive it ...

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