August 31, 2009 · 4 comments

Hey There, Soulmate

I guess that title is creepy, because it insinuates that I could have a young boy as a soulmate. Which is problematic in a lot of ways, including “legally”.

I bet he wishes he had a Dyson, too.

Thank you Mr. Callahan for sending me this. I cannot believe this is real.

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Amanda August 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm

The part where the kid could identify the model by the sound was pretty cool.

That kid won’t lose his virginity until 30, if at all. :(

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Larry August 31, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Oh, he’ll lose his virginity alrighty… to one of the attachments.

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Drew August 31, 2009 at 10:07 pm

Larry. I cannot tell you how hard this made me laugh. Well played, sir. Well played…

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