July 30, 2009 · 1 comment

If You Can’t Play Sports, Beat Your Mom At Solitaire

Are you there, dignity? It’s me, Drew.

I promise I will go outside now and this is the last you will ever hear of solitaire.

Yes, I took a screen capture of my phone after beating my mother’s solitaire time. Yes, I talk to girls. Yes, this is the most pathetic thing I will ever document…and let me tell you.

It feels good.

I also do things like "talk to people"

3:53, Ellie. BAM.

Tagged as: mom, solitaire, wow

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Brendan July 30, 2009 at 9:48 pm

FTW!

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