August 22, 2008 · 0 comments

Open Letter To My Luna Bar

Dear Luna Bar,

You are delicious, even if you are supposedly only for “women”. I hope I need folic acid, too, you sexist bitch. I hope I don’t grow a vagina after I eat you.

Love Always,

Drew


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