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February 12, 2013 · 39 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 7)

Episode 7: I can’t control my eyebrows or my face because mom told me I sparkle. Where We Left Off Last week, Sean lowered the self-esteem of 3 more women, bringing the women-he-could-marry-on-TV total down to 6. The girls who were declared “not the prettiest princess” were: Sarah, because eventually he did need to talk ...

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February 7, 2013 · 29 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 6)

Episode 6: I’m dying of hypothermia. Just kidding, I’m fucking crazy! Where We Left Off Yesterday, Sean lowered the self-esteem of 2 more women, bringing the women-he-could-marry-on-TV total down to 9. The girls who were declared “not the prettiest princess” were: Jackie, because oh who cares. And Robyn, because a black woman can only go ...

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February 5, 2013 · 7 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 5)

Episode 5: Drink this goats milk and I’ll love only you. Just kidding, I love everyone you live with also. Where We Left Off Last week, Sean lowered the self-esteem of 2 more women, bringing the women-he-could-marry-on-TV total down to 11. The girls who were declared “not the prettiest princess” were: Leslie, the girl who ...

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January 30, 2013 · 16 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 4)

Episode 4: There’s a gremlin in the alley! Nevermind, it’s just someone I’m considering spending the rest of my life with. Where We Left Off Last week, Sean lowered the self-esteem of 3 more women, bringing the women-he-could-marry-on-TV total down to 13. The girls who were declared “not the prettiest princess” were: Kacie, the girl ...

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