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January 23, 2013 · 11 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 3)

Episode 3: Let’s set a world record for the most boring shit that’s ever happened on television, ever. Where We Left Off Last week, Sean continued to lower the self-esteem of 3 women who probably already had some self-esteem issues by eliminating them from the “try out to get married on television and hopefully don’t ...

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January 16, 2013 · 6 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta. (Episode 2)

Episode 2: If you can’t find your wife in a “dress slutty for a romance novel cover” contest, romance is dead. Where We Left Off Last week, a guy who lost the most recent “get married on television” tournament to a hipster whose name wasn’t spelled right was introduced as this season’s Bachelor. He was ...

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January 9, 2013 · 22 comments

The Bachelor, Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.

Welcome to Season 17 of The Bachelor on ABC, where people make the conscious decision to find love/get married on a television show by competing against 25 or more other people who hate them for a stranger that they do not know but may have seen on television before, which is healthy. In the 16 ...

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December 18, 2012 · 0 comments

Let’s All Just Calm The Insta-F*ck Down

I am not a photographer. Let me just start with that. But, as we all know over the past several years, Instagram has made me think I’m one. I’d imagine anyone reading this is guilty of that same sentiment. That’s because Instagram is really, really good at two things: 1) It makes me look way ...

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