So about every two weeks or so, I will annoy anyone who will listen to me and tell them that i’ve found, “THE BEST song i’ve heard in a really long time.” What this indicates is simply that I heard a song and liked it. But since I have no understanding of how to properly use adjectives, I just say everything is the best. And then completely contradict that later. It’s fun, you should try it. It makes people lose faith in whether or not you are accurately “reviewing” any song, movie, or life event for that matter. Example:
Friend: “How was batman?”
Drew: “It was the best movie of all time. There will never be a movie as good as it. I actually don’t think other movies are good at all anymore, because batman was the best movie of all time.”
I will also tell you that Gattaca is the best movie of all time, because it is. This song I just found the other day is also the best song I’ve heard in a long time. I’ll let you know the best song I’ve heard in a long time again tomorrow. Thanks.
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That tune is totally brilliant. I really enjoy listening to it!
Amir Thompson added these pithy words on
Jun 05 10 at
9:22 pm
My name is Drew. I live in San Francisco. I just want someone to invent a hoverboard. Until then, I'm gonna rant about everything and make mixtapes. You should hang out. K bye.
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