brendan

September 8, 2009 · 1 comment

Sometimes, White People Are Just Really White

So Brendan, aka the heterosexual life partner to myself, really loves T-Pain. Brendan also is incredibly tone deaf. This is not exaggerated at all. He honestly sings like this to himself. And often. It’s like watching a funny American Idol contestant. But everyday. At the desk next to me. After acquiring the new T-Pain iPhone ...

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January 13, 2009 · 3 comments

Reasons Why My Life Is Not An Episode of 24

The following takes place between 9am and 10am. All events occur in real time. Drew sits at his desk. He’s just arrived to work late again, and realizes there is a ton to do. So he drags out removing his laptop from his bag, possibly even taking one minute and fifty eight seconds to plug ...

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