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September 9, 2011 · 5 comments

It’s time to go back to the future, motherf*%#ker

When my friend Ryan and I heard that Nike was finally making the shoes Marty wears in Back To The Future 2, our heads exploded. Then we were bummed out that there was no way we were going to get a pair, because they are only auctioning 1,500 pair. Then we got a plan. This ...

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May 17, 2010 · 4 comments

Sorry, I only deliver my 8 dollar coffee table to “no I don’t.”

Either people on craigslist are missing the point, or I’m going to a creepy flea market and complaining about it being creepy. During my recent move, I figured I’d sell some stuff that doesn’t fit in my apartment. This consisted of basically anything that wasn’t my underpants and my “anything that wasn’t my underpants.” The ...

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October 26, 2009 · 6 comments

Now Known as “Unicorn Land”

Analytics for a website are a funny thing. They’re pretty amazing, as I can see who reads the blog, what state they come from, etc. For instance, I have someone who reads every time I post from Malaysia. MALAYSIA! How cool is that? Not only have I never even been there, I would not have ...

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February 8, 2009 · 4 comments

Don’t Pass This Apartment Up!

Looking for a new apartment in San Francisco may be one of the worst things you can ever go through. It’s like every apartment is a little drumstick behind a velvet rope, and landlords allow access and remove the rope and we all beat each other to death trying to get to the drumstick first. ...

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