Daily Ramblings

December 22, 2008 · 3 comments

It’s Everything But Me, I Have a Laser Rocket Arm and Other Short Stories

So i’ve got a general stance in life: everything that goes wrong is someone else’s fault, and there is SOME way that I can complain/be melodramatic about it. It works, seriously. I believe this dates back to when I didn’t get to be in little league as a kid. Did I ask my mother if ...

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October 28, 2008 · 1 comment

Bromancing In Fantasy Land

I am the least athletically inclined athletic person I know. Now…I use the term “athletic” loosely. This means, basically, that I’m not in a wheelchair and could probably run a couple miles if it was forced upon me. Well maybe a mile, and i’d probably complain afterwards. And I can shoot a basketball with horrible ...

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October 21, 2008 · 5 comments

Breaking Up (on facebook) Is Hard To Do (and awkward)

So it’s been a while since I’ve written. I know…you missed me. I missed you too, sweetheart! It’s like I went out on all these cute dates with people who read the blog, and then just stopped calling one day out of the blue. I mean really cute dates. I got the door for you, ...

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September 22, 2008 · 4 comments

Things To Do In Menlo Park When You Are Dead

So I woke up on a street corner at 4am in Menlo Park this weekend. True story. I’m still trying to figure out what was going on in drunk drew’s head. There are MILLIONS of questions here, probably starting with “why did you fall asleep on a street corner at 4am this weekend in Menlo ...

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