daily rant

December 22, 2008 · 3 comments

It’s Everything But Me, I Have a Laser Rocket Arm and Other Short Stories

So i’ve got a general stance in life: everything that goes wrong is someone else’s fault, and there is SOME way that I can complain/be melodramatic about it. It works, seriously. I believe this dates back to when I didn’t get to be in little league as a kid. Did I ask my mother if ...

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October 22, 2008 · 1 comment

Lil’ Wayne Blogs? Wait, Really?

I feel like Lil’ Wayne is a hundred dollar bill I found in my jacket that I left hanging in the closet a year ago. Except I left him hanging in there after “Bling Bling” came out like 14 years ago or something and had an awkward jewfro. And now the coat is the outdated ...

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September 15, 2008 · 0 comments

Repowering the Rockets

Dear Everyone, If you read the blog regularly….and I think this is like 6 of you (hey, better than “not 6″, right?)…I apologize for my disappearing act. Let’s face it, I was just Cameron Frye of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Mikey from Swingers…I don’t know, fill in your “whatever guy in whatever movie who is ...

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September 8, 2008 · 0 comments

Song Of The Day (In Slow Motion)

I feel like living in San Francisco has thrown off any idea of a “season” that I ever may have had. Honestly, the weather patterns here are confusing as shit, and in some ways I feel like God just experiments with us to see what he’s gonna do elsewhere. God: “What is it, a Monday? ...

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