daily rant

September 4, 2008 · 0 comments

The Poster Child For Not Doing It With The
Children of Government Officials

Let’s all pretend to feel bad for Levi Johnston. I mean, he’s just a random 18 year-old kid who thought, “Hey, you know what would be awesome? Having sex! I should totally start doing that.” And you know what, Levi? Not a bad idea. Here’s where you misfired though (HEY o!)… Yes, Levi. Sleeping with ...

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August 28, 2008 · 0 comments

Best of Craigslist = I’m Like, Totally
Laughing. No, Like Totally.

So my brother sent me this email years ago…but honestly, this is by far in the top five of the best craigslist posts/rants of all time. I want to meet this person, hug them, and tell them that throughout many shitty moments in my life, they have made me laugh enough to almost pee my ...

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August 27, 2008 · 1 comment

Song Of The Day…Again…Today

We’re doubling up. Because pandora just shattered my mind with a beat so fresh, I would even consider dancing where people could see me while NOT inebriated. That takes a lot, and I’m not sure it’s been done before. What is it with white guys and dancing? I’m not even that bad (shameless self plug) ...

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August 27, 2008 · 0 comments

Song Of The Day. And I Died Last Night.
But Not Really.

So let’s just start by saying that one of the guys I was drinking with asked the waitress at 8pm to bring a “steady flow of shots intermittently throughout the meal” and that it should come out to about 21 shots total with 7 people at the table. Sure, that’s only 3 shots per person, ...

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