dinosaurs

June 8, 2010 · 10 comments

Death By Dinosaur or Bust

Sometimes, you realize your life, whether you choose to accept it or not, is pretty great. Maybe you complain about things and how they could be better, but that’s kind of like saying “this ice cream isn’t ‘the best’ enough”: just shut the fuck up and enjoy the ice cream. This is a real conversation ...

Read the full article →

January 1, 2009 · 1 comment

Jurassic Park vs. The Reality Narc

So I’d write a long-winded ode to my NYE, but to tell you the truth? I have no idea what happened for the most part. Here’s what I do know for sure: Ryan punched our cab driver and got kicked out of the bar, I drank too much, and I drank too much. HAPPY NEW ...

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Read the full article →

Warning: include(wp-includes/links.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/drewber/drewhoolhorst.com/wp-content/themes/thesis_18/index.php on line 12

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'wp-includes/links.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php:/usr/local/php5/lib/pear') in /home/drewber/drewhoolhorst.com/wp-content/themes/thesis_18/index.php on line 12