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September 5, 2008 · 0 comments

Michael, Michael, Michael…

Oh Michael…it was only a matter of time. I feel like your jewish mother doling out advice…but c’mon man, really? Here’s a twofer/update on the progress of how fast Michael Phelps is going to lose the ultimate “I-can-hook-up-with-anyone-get-out-of-jail-free-card”. The first one doesn’t really shock me. Michael has been sleazin’ it up at strip clubs in ...

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August 20, 2008 · 2 comments

My Coffee Sleeve Is Making Other People
Judge Me

So I was driving to work today, and I took a look at my coffee cup. And I felt a little violated. My coffee is brought to me by the new 90210? Wait, really? There’s two naked dudes (and by dudes I mean gigantic douchewads) on my coffee cup? This is not what I signed ...

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