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November 3, 2011 · 2 comments

If People Updated Facebook With Actual Thoughts and/or Feelings

The other day I was talking to my friend Lesley on the subject of how other people are doing that we haven’t spoken to in a while. By that, I mean we were casually judging the shit out of people’s lives that we: – Don’t know that well anymore. – Never knew that well to ...

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September 21, 2011 · 9 comments

Why I Stopped Following You Or Defriended You On A Popular Social Network

I’m passive aggressively letting you know that I’m not concerned with your life’s mundane activities anymore. I’m aggressively letting you know that I’m over you. You talk about your baby too much. I don’t have a baby, so this makes no sense to me. Don’t be offended, it’s more like a hobby that I don’t ...

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October 21, 2008 · 5 comments

Breaking Up (on facebook) Is Hard To Do (and awkward)

So it’s been a while since I’ve written. I know…you missed me. I missed you too, sweetheart! It’s like I went out on all these cute dates with people who read the blog, and then just stopped calling one day out of the blue. I mean really cute dates. I got the door for you, ...

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