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November 4, 2008 · 1 comment

Smokey The Drew

So let me just start by saying that voting today while listening to the song “Mrs. Officer” by Lil’ Wayne made me love my country. I mean…really? I can do that? I don’t know why I found this so fascinatingly odd and cool. But the old lady next to me, who may or may not ...

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October 28, 2008 · 1 comment

Bromancing In Fantasy Land

I am the least athletically inclined athletic person I know. Now…I use the term “athletic” loosely. This means, basically, that I’m not in a wheelchair and could probably run a couple miles if it was forced upon me. Well maybe a mile, and i’d probably complain afterwards. And I can shoot a basketball with horrible ...

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October 22, 2008 · 1 comment

Lil’ Wayne Blogs? Wait, Really?

I feel like Lil’ Wayne is a hundred dollar bill I found in my jacket that I left hanging in the closet a year ago. Except I left him hanging in there after “Bling Bling” came out like 14 years ago or something and had an awkward jewfro. And now the coat is the outdated ...

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September 5, 2008 · 0 comments

Michael, Michael, Michael…

Oh Michael…it was only a matter of time. I feel like your jewish mother doling out advice…but c’mon man, really? Here’s a twofer/update on the progress of how fast Michael Phelps is going to lose the ultimate “I-can-hook-up-with-anyone-get-out-of-jail-free-card”. The first one doesn’t really shock me. Michael has been sleazin’ it up at strip clubs in ...

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