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February 24, 2010 · 4 comments

Tiger Woods Is Good At Golf But Not At Picking Attractive People To Sleep With

Sound soother companies need some new “not batshit crazy” people at the creative table. I have a sleeping problem. Of course I do: I’m a white guy! We are always “concerned” about something, or have some problem that is just “so tough on us”, you know, like the fact that our Prius has brake warnings ...

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September 8, 2009 · 1 comment

Sometimes, White People Are Just Really White

So Brendan, aka the heterosexual life partner to myself, really loves T-Pain. Brendan also is incredibly tone deaf. This is not exaggerated at all. He honestly sings like this to himself. And often. It’s like watching a funny American Idol contestant. But everyday. At the desk next to me. After acquiring the new T-Pain iPhone ...

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September 1, 2009 · 3 comments

There’s An App For That

If you ever doubted why you need a pretentious device like an iPhone, I’m pretty sure my roommate Dave and I just answered all of your hesitations. So Dave and I were having a normal Tuesday evening conversation. You know, about how he’s not caught up in True Blood and how he’d really like it ...

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September 19, 2008 · 0 comments

Genius Life Button and a Song

So I got to thinking last night, and I think Apple is onto something but they need to take it to the next level. I mean, they basically are Motherbrain from Metroid these days (NERD01101NERD01001NERD), so I think it’s possible for them to do this and I want it to happen. So this genius thing? ...

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