lindsay lohan

March 11, 2010 · 2 comments

If You Think A Fake Baby With A Fake Drinking Problem Is You, You Need To Work On Yourself

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade 100 million dollars or the fact that Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for 100 million dollars. Yes, read that back. Doesn’t it sound like a villain in a movie should say that amount whilst snickering? Now realize that someone is ACTUALLY doing ...

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April 15, 2009 · 0 comments

They ARE just like us! (crazy girls, that is)

So here’s the thing: Lindsay Lohan is crazy. Batshit crazy. You know how I know this? Because we all know a crazy girl. Maybe you’ve dated one (it’s been years, but oh the memories), maybe she’s your sister, maybe you ARE the crazy girl and you kiiiinda know it but don’t like to admit it ...

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September 5, 2008 · 0 comments

Michael, Michael, Michael…

Oh Michael…it was only a matter of time. I feel like your jewish mother doling out advice…but c’mon man, really? Here’s a twofer/update on the progress of how fast Michael Phelps is going to lose the ultimate “I-can-hook-up-with-anyone-get-out-of-jail-free-card”. The first one doesn’t really shock me. Michael has been sleazin’ it up at strip clubs in ...

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