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April 26, 2011 · 15 comments

If life is Jeopardy, I just selected “Shut the f*%k up” For One Billion.

My favorite TV shows have always been iterations of The Real World or Road Rules. The draw was always simple: it always seemed too good to be true. The Real World was basically pretty cool until you grew up and actually experienced the real world. It’s great to imagine that when I was to turn ...

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April 12, 2011 · 16 comments

It’s always funny to call someone a boob.

So the other day I was explaining to my friend Lesley the mating habits of the angler fish. You know, the one with the light over it’s head. Finding Nemo. Teeth that look like an 8 year old’s nightmare made them up. Anyway. I was telling her that the male (who doesn’t get the lightbulb ...

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March 31, 2011 · 10 comments

Learning How To Read Good

I once heard that you should never trust someone who doesn’t have a collection of books in their apartment. As a music nerd, I understand the logic. It’s like when you ask people what music they’re into and they say, “I’m into all kinds of music, I’ll listen to anything really.” At this exact moment, ...

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March 22, 2011 · 14 comments

Shiga! (Say It Out Loud.)

My friend randomly said “Shiga!” a while back over g-chat. We kept talking for a minute, and then I stopped to clarify whatever had just happened. Drew: “Wait, what is ‘shiga’?” Mer: “You know, like ‘shiga shigaaaa’.” Drew: “Like, Ferris Bueller ‘shig, shiga shigaaaaaa?’” Mer: “Yeah, say it out loud.” (We don’t talk for about ...

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