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September 22, 2008 · 4 comments

Things To Do In Menlo Park When You Are Dead

So I woke up on a street corner at 4am in Menlo Park this weekend. True story. I’m still trying to figure out what was going on in drunk drew’s head. There are MILLIONS of questions here, probably starting with “why did you fall asleep on a street corner at 4am this weekend in Menlo ...

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September 19, 2008 · 0 comments

Genius Life Button and a Song

So I got to thinking last night, and I think Apple is onto something but they need to take it to the next level. I mean, they basically are Motherbrain from Metroid these days (NERD01101NERD01001NERD), so I think it’s possible for them to do this and I want it to happen. So this genius thing? ...

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September 10, 2008 · 0 comments

Random Thoughts For Today

The movie “Disaster Movie” makes me want to kick people in the shins. Not because of seen it, but because it exists. They aren’t even TRYING to make sense anymore, they are just putting a bunch of unfunny things together for the creation of an entire film. It’s like producers went to a frat house ...

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September 4, 2008 · 0 comments

The Poster Child For Not Doing It With The
Children of Government Officials

Let’s all pretend to feel bad for Levi Johnston. I mean, he’s just a random 18 year-old kid who thought, “Hey, you know what would be awesome? Having sex! I should totally start doing that.” And you know what, Levi? Not a bad idea. Here’s where you misfired though (HEY o!)… Yes, Levi. Sleeping with ...

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