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September 3, 2008 · 0 comments

I Can’t Formulate A Singular Thought

So for starters, I’d like to address something I have a problem with. Why do people in movies (I assume in real life as well, since everything in the movies is real) who carry guns put the gun away in the front or back of their pants with the barrel facing towards their private parts? ...

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August 29, 2008 · 0 comments

Obama vs. Old Man River/That Dying Guy

So here’s the thing: I really like Barack Obama, and I don’t really like republicans, in general. I know, I know…”you’re perpetuating the partisan problem by simply using a blanket statement when not all republicans are the same!” Fair enough. Um, I just don’t care though. You guys elected the dumbest human being into office ...

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August 25, 2008 · 1 comment

I Don’t Get It…Did I Have Fun?

I think The Outside Lands Festival was the most confusing concert I’ve ever been to. I’ve yet to figure out if I had fun…seriously. Well let me take that back and think it through. Radiohead blew my mind. Because they made me remember why I used to take drugs and listen to them and tell ...

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August 22, 2008 · 0 comments

Open Letter To My Luna Bar

Dear Luna Bar, You are delicious, even if you are supposedly only for “women”. I hope I need folic acid, too, you sexist bitch. I hope I don’t grow a vagina after I eat you. Love Always, Drew

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