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August 21, 2008 · 1 comment

Have Fun Or Die

August 21, 2008 · 0 comments

So I’m not funny today. I was sitting with Richard in the kitchen discussing what it’s like when you just don’t have any “funny” in you, and it’s like accidentally just becoming a one-upper because there is just statement after statement made with no punch line. So the part where you are supposed to say ...

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August 20, 2008 · 2 comments

My Coffee Sleeve Is Making Other People
Judge Me

So I was driving to work today, and I took a look at my coffee cup. And I felt a little violated. My coffee is brought to me by the new 90210? Wait, really? There’s two naked dudes (and by dudes I mean gigantic douchewads) on my coffee cup? This is not what I signed ...

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August 19, 2008 · 2 comments

The Michael Phelps Conundrum

So I was reading yesterday that Michael Phelps is either dating Amanda Beard (american hot swimmer…who may or may not be hot, we have no idea. She could just be “hot” because most other female swimmers are not attractive, and we’ve seen her naked in playboy) or some British supermodel (and by supermodel I mean ...

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