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September 18, 2009 · 3 comments

Do You Guys Want To Hang Out When You Get Back From Ryan’s Place?

Sometimes, when you feel like you have nothing to write about, God intervenes. Even if you are Jewish and accidentally had a misunderstanding with his son, Jesus. (God, sidenote: Jesus and I are cool now. I pretended to be his bestie when I was at church camp, but it was only to try to feel ...

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January 13, 2009 · 3 comments

Reasons Why My Life Is Not An Episode of 24

The following takes place between 9am and 10am. All events occur in real time. Drew sits at his desk. He’s just arrived to work late again, and realizes there is a ton to do. So he drags out removing his laptop from his bag, possibly even taking one minute and fifty eight seconds to plug ...

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