twilight

December 1, 2009 · 2 comments

Hey Edward, You’re A Vampire: Be a Little More Sexually Promiscuous

So for starters, I think I’m on Team Jacob after tonight. Let me explain. I went into tonight with an open mind. I say this because, well, as a 27 year old male, I went to see New Moon. In a theater. Which should state a lot about, you know, your life. But I did. ...

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August 18, 2009 · 7 comments

It’s Like Twilight, But They Actually Have Sex

So because hanging out with people is overrated and it’s a much better strategic move to just hang out with and develop relationships with fake characters in complex fake plotlines, I watch a good deal of television. Considering I just pissed off about 94 people from the mission yesterday, I’m assuming this is the part ...

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