valentines day

February 14, 2011 · 5 comments

Happy Gwumpy Singlestines Day

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Here’s how to be single on Valentine’s Day: tell everyone you know that you hate Valentine’s Day. When they don’t ask for any more detail on why this is the case, immediately tell them it’s a retarded Hallmark holiday that was made up so some asshole could make money. Tell them that it’s not actually ...

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February 12, 2009 · 2 comments

Valentimes Is Serious Times (Mixtape Edition)

I don’t know what to think of Valentine’s Day. Being that I’m a serial monogamist (truth), I usually love this day. It’s a surefire way for me to spend too much money, pull out the John Cusack in me, and woo the fuck out of a girl. But here’s the thing: It kind of sucks ...

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