Rocket Shoes

the mixtapes.

Every Rocket Shoes Mixtape I've ever made for the site is below. You can download each by clicking the link to the right of each one. Enjoy, friends.

These can all now be located at tiny little mixtapes, where they will live from here on out.

Mixtape 1: Emoting Your Face Off, One Day at a Time (download here)

Mixtape 2: Life Part 26 (I write now for a living) (download here)

Mixtape 3: 808’s and Blind Friend Dates (download here)

Mixtape 4: I’d Makeout With Me (download here)

Mixtape 5: The “C’mon, Anne Hathaway, PLEASE Do It With Me” Mix (download here)

Mixtape 6: Songs That Anyone Can Like Because Scott Stapp Didn’t Sing Them (download here)

Mixtape 7: I can’t play sports good. (but I can play other people’s music really well) (download here)

Mixtape 8: Plaid Is The New Awesome (songs to listen to whilst wearing the 90’s finest) (download here)

Mixtape 9: If I Were Courting Someone, They'd Date The Bejesus Out Of Me After This Mix (download here)

Mixtape 10: Give A White Man The Suburbs, And He'll Play A Lot Of Jay-Z (download here)

Mixtape 11: Say Banana (download here)

Mixtape 12: Like A Hypercolor T-Shirt (download here)

Mixtape 13: It Worries Me That I'm Emotionally Invested In A Television Show About High School Football Players (download here)

Mixtape 14: Hey, Starbucks, It's Not Okay To Make My Cups Holiday Themed Yet (download here)

Mixtape 15: Technically, A Cat Can Wear Pajamas (Consider This Mix Said Pajamas) (download here)

Mixtape 16: If Doing Your Laundry Were An Olympic Sport, I'm Michael Phelps (download here)

Mixtape 17: Mixtapes The Jewish Way (every goddamn night a new one) (download here)

Mixtape 18: Let's Make Outlandish and Unachievable New Years Goals That We Will Inevitably Fail At! (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 18: Let's Make Outlandish and Unachievable New Years Goals That We Will Inevitably Fail At! (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 19: I Should Have A Hoverboard By Now (preferably one that works on water, McFly) (download here)

Mixtape 20: Songs That Don't Wear Underpants Underneath Their Underpants (download here)

Mixtape 21: Male Pattern Baldness Is The New Menopause (download here)

Mixtape 22: A mix of unused capacity that tends to be critical Critical of itself (download here)

Mixtape 23: Songs That Are Better Than Tiger Woods At Picking Attractive People To Sleep With Them (download here)

Mixtape 24: If You Think A Fake Baby With A Fake Drinking Problem Is You, You Need To Work On Yourself (download here)

Mixtape 25: Songs That Go Well In A Sentence With The Word “Qi” (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 25: Songs That Go Well In A Sentence With The Word “Qi” (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 26: Yes, I Honestly Bribed a Small Mexican Child With A Dinosaur Headlamp (download here)

Mixtape 27: People On Craigslist Don't Read Good (download here)

Mixtape 28: Hurry Up, I'm Dying (download here)

Mixtape 29: Death By Dinosaur or Bust (download here)

Mixtape 30: A Cat Is Just A Really Small Tiger That Wants To Kill You (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 30: A Cat Is Just A Really Small Tiger That Wants To Kill You (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 31: Songs That You Can Be Gay For Now That It's Legal (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 31: Songs That You Can Be Gay For Now That It's Legal  (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 32: I'm As Hungry As A Plastic Hippopotamus To Regret My Actions (download here)

Mixtape 33: I’m Good At Listening When I Hear Myself Speak (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 33: I’m Good At Listening When I Hear Myself Speak (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 34: I’m Not A Drunk, I’m An Environmentalist (download here)

Mixtape 35: An Ode To Harry The Hanukkah Groundhog (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 35: An Ode To Harry The Hanukkah Groundhog (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 36: It’s Like A Catalog That Sells Things You Actually Want (download here)

Mixtape 37: A Credit Card Is Just A Carnival For Adults (download here)

Mixtape 38: If I don’t wake up in a hospital again this year, that means I win (download here)

Mixtape 39: Songs That Sound Good When You're Overanalyzing Crazy People (download here)

Mixtape 40: Even Grown-Ups Wanna Use Red Vines For Straws. (download here)

Mixtape 41: The Internet Is Just A Karaoke Bar And Everyone Is Drunk With A Mic (download here)

Mixtape 42: Shiga. Say It Out Loud. (download here)

Mixtape 43: Learning How To Read Good (download here)

Mixtape 44: It's always funny to call someone a boob. (download here)

Mixtape 45: If life is Jeopardy, I just selected "Shut the f*%k up" For One Billion. (download here)

Mixtape 46: Songs That Sound Good When Only Four People Listen To Them. (download here)

Mixtape 47: America, I love you and you're not bringing me down. (download here)

Mixtape 48: Music For A Day In The Life Of The Modern San Franciscan (download here)

Mixtape 49: Songs I Imagine Angry Birds Listen To On Headphones Before Gametime (download here)

Mixtape 50: A Music Festival Is Just A Hipster Football Game (download here)

Mixtape 51: Songs To Say 143 To (download here)

Mixtape 52: It's Okay For Guys To Watch Sex and the City Because The Word "Sex" Is In The Title. (download here)

Mixtape 53: In Retrospect, Board Games Are Sorta F*%ked Up (download here)

Mixtape 54: Songs That Are Great, Even If You Can't Close Your Eyes. Ever. (download here)

Mixtape 55: Unicorns Aren't Real, Just Like People's Emotions on Facebook. (download here)

Mixtape 56: A Mix For Cops To Listen To Outside of a KFC/Taco Bell (download here)

Mixtape 57: Songs That You Can Enjoy With Any Backyard Bigfoot Statue (download here)

Mixtape 58: Songs I'd Play If You Called Me Maybe (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 58: Songs I'd Play If You Called Me Maybe (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 59: Pin This Shit (download here)

Mixtape 60: If you're going to bring an ostrich egg to a first date, you're never going to get laid. (download here)

Mixtape 61: I write over 2,000 words a week about The Bachelorette, which is in no way depressing (download here)

Mixtape 62: Songs That Puppet Me and Puppet You Would Get Along To (download here)

Mixtape 63: I am the emergency contact for a chihuahua. (download here)

Mixtape 64: Santa Isn't Real, But These Songs Are (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 64: Santa Isn't Real, But These Songs Are (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 65: Let's All Just Calm The Insta-Fuck Down (Disc 1) (download here)

Mixtape 65: Let's All Just Calm The Insta-Fuck Down (Disc 2) (download here)

Mixtape 65: Let's All Just Calm The Insta-Fuck Down (Disc 3) (download here)

Mixtape 66: Songs That Set The World Record For Being Good at Being Songs (download here)

Mixtape 67: Songs I could rationalize chugging a glass of goats milk to. (download here)

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